Disclaimer: The characters of Ranma ½ belong to Rumiko Takahashi Tears of Anger Ranma ½ By Acetalon Chapter 1: Whats wrong? In any persons life, strange things happen rarely. Multiple fiancee's, magic curses, death threats several times a day, and getting smacked by a mallet daily is something that occurs rarely. In Nerima, this stuff happens everyday. Especially to one such unlucky individual named Ranma Saotome. Today was no different. Everyone at the Tendo Dojo is gathered around the table, eating breakfast. Ranma and Genma, who were sparring a few minutes ago, looked winded. Genma looked like he would have fallen over, sleeping like the dead if it wasn't his incredible stomach that refused to let him sleep until it was full. Ranma, on the other hand, looked perfectly fine for someone who had been sparring for an hour. Both were slightly damp since, like always, they managed to knock each other into the koi pond and had to change back. "Honestly Ranma, why do you have to do this everyday?" demanded a very irritated Akane. "Hey, I gotta keep showing the old man that I'm not slacking off in my training," came the reply. After a moments thought, he added, "Besides, it's a good warm up." Genma, upon hearing this, stops feeding his mouth just long enough to shout in response, "Foolish boy! If I had been going all out, you wouldn't even be in condition to TALK to us right now!" Ranma snorted. "Admit it Oyaji, you WERE going all out. Even if you weren't I still coulda beat ya." Akane looked at her watch. "Look, Ranma! We're gonna be late!" Grabbing his pigtail, she sped down the road to school. Ranma followed, unable to shake her off. "Jeez Akane. I can run a lot easier without you pulling my hair you know," Ranma said sourly, as they walked up to the school. "Well we would have been late if I hadn't, stupid" snapped Akane. "You could have gone on ahead you know. I don't know anyone who enjoys being dragged to school by their hair, tomboy" came the response. Akane answered by malleting him into low orbit, compliments of Air Akane. There was no one at the front of the school. They were all watching Ranma from their classes. The only one that was outside was Kuno. "Strange," thought Ranma. "Usually there's a whole crowd out here watching the fight. When Ranma landed from his little flight a few feet away, he saw why. Kuno was carrying a real katanna. "Whadda ya want now, Kuno?" asked Ranma in a tired voice. He had been getting of this morning battle. Doing it every day he went to school was not fun. "You shall address me as Upperclassman, fiend!" shouted the self-delusional maniac. "The heavens have deemed this day the fall of your trickery, Saotome. For it is the day they have granted me divine strength so that I shall use to end your existence now and rescue the fair Akane Tendo and the captive pigtailed goddess! I shall not settle to beat you in combat, but you destroy you and forever end your black magic! Prepare thyself, fiend!" Then, after his long, one breath speech, he charged. The battle did not last long. Though Kuno now had a steel katanna, he wasn't any faster. A slight side step to Kuno's charge and a kick to his gut silenced him for the remainder of the morning. Ranma, for once, did not fall asleep in his classes. Instead he was always staring straight ahead, as if in deep thought. This made his classmates more nervous than if Miss Hinako came and threatened to drain everyone for not paying attention. "Man, whats up with Ranma?" wondered Hiroshi as he sat by Daisuke, eating his lunch. "Dunno, but everyone's noticed it." When Daisuke gestured to around the room, Hiroshi saw that he was right. Everyone was avoiding Ranma, everything from just glancing at him nervously to even openly avoiding him. Akane's friends were all talking about his strange actions. "Hey Akane, is there something wrong with Ranma?" "Yeah, he looks odd today." "I had a class with him. He didn't fall asleep ONCE." "Have you noticed anything else different about Ranma before, Akane?" Akane perked up at that last question. "Besides actually LISTENING to the teacher for once, no I haven't. Why?" Her friends just rolled their eyes. "Come ON Akane! You can't tell us your not dying to know why he's acting so strangely today." Apparently Akane wasn't. She left in quite a hurry once they stopped talking to her an started talking about Ranma again. If anyone was watching Akane closely, they would have noticed that her eyes narrowed as she walked away and she was clenching her fists tightly. It didn't take a genius to figure out why she was angry about all the talk of Ranma. Akane was jealous. "Why does HE get all the attention? One slight change in attitude and everyone thinks that theres something wrong with him," thought Akane furiously. "Well, I'm not going to let it bother me. Its their choice." Although she repeated this to herself several times, It didn't work. By the end of the day, she was so frustrated that at the first sight of Ranma all she was thinking about was how much of an impact Ranma had in their school and how much he deserved to be hit. When she was close enough she clocked him into low orbit for no reason at all except to satisfy her anger. The whole day that Ranma wasn't paying attention in class he was thinking about what to do with his life. All the fights and near misses. The battle at Jusendo was the last straw. He didn't want any more blood feuds or life threatening situations for anyone he knew. "What do I do now?" he asked himself. "I'm tired of fighting guys who want to kill me. I'm tired of fighting because of misguided love. I'm tired of fighting delusional kendo creeps. I'M TIRED OF FIGHTING FOR THINGS I NEVER WANTED DAMMIT!" Ranma clenched his hand, watching as it turned white, and silently wondered how much longer this would go on. His thoughts were abruptly ended as he felt a fist connect with his jaw, sending him up in the air. Ranma landed directly into a pond with a splash that soaked the couples sitting and watching the birds. The men that were splashed had a grimace on their faces. They went over to help their wives/girlfriends/fiancees. When Ranma (girl type) looked at them he felt a sense of longing, a tug at his heart. Sighing sadly to himself, he knew he'd never get a chance at love like that. At the Tendo Dojo, Soun and Genma were playing their game of shoji. Like always, they were trying to find ways to make each other look away so they could cheat. Kasumi was in the kitchen, cooking dinner while singing a happy little tune about love. Nabiki was going over the amount of money she had made over the last week. Akane was doing something to relieve frusteration, which was breaking bricks and punching a dummy that sported a pigtail. "Your move, Saotome." Genma looked around, trying to think of something to distract Soun. "It sure is a beautiful afternoon Tendo," remarked Genma, gesturing to the sky. "It sure is, Saotome," replied Soun, without taking his eyes off the board. This time Genma was getting nervous. There was ALWAYS something he could use as distraction at this time! Then, an idea came to him. "Say, Tendo. Ranma's been gone for a while, hasn't he?" (Soun looked up) "Why, your right Saotome. Wonder where he is?" "Maybe he's out buying an engagement ring for Akane!" "Saotome, do you really think so? I would be so happy if he did!" (Soun does a little dance while he cries. Genma starts rearranging pieces on the board while Soun in his own little world.) Then Ranma-chan came home. "Hey everyone, I'm home," he announced in a low voice. Soun leaped to his feet. "Ranma, is it true you were out buying Akane a ring? Are you going to propose to her? When will you do it?" As Soun barraged Ranma with questions, Ranma walked into the kitchen and poured the hot water that was usually set there for emergencies. Then, he started listening to what Soun was asking him. "WHAT?! Who said I was out buying an engagement ring?!?" His eyes roamed around the room and centered in on a big man crouching over a shoji board, still rearranging pieces. He cracked his knuckles. The sound froze Genma to the spot. "Oyaji, did you tell Mr. Tendo I was buying an engagement ring?" he asked in a seemingly cheery voice. "Well son, I might have MENTIONED the fact that you were gone for a while and that you COULD have been getting something for Akane," Genma replied slowly. That was the last thing that came out of Genma's mouth before he went flying. "Stupid old man! I would never buy that tomboy an engagement ring!" A brick came at Ranma from the direction of the dojo with unnerring accuracy, hitting him in the face. "Who are you calling a tomboy, pervert?" she yelled at him. That's when everyone from the neighborhood decided to drop in on the Tendo Dojo to cause complete hell. The door crashed down and Shampoo entered. "Where Violent Tomboy go? She pay for keeping Ranma to self!" Next was Ryouga, from the bathroom. "Ranma, you'll pay for insulting Akane!" Ukyo comes from over the wall. "Ranchan, I brought you an okanomiyaki!" Mouse bounded over the roof. "Saotome, you shall never take Shampoo's heart. I'm the one who will do that!" The Kuno pair showed up in a rain of red and black roses. "I Tatewaki Kuno, shall destroy any that stand between me and destiny!" "Ranma, darling. It is time for you to leave this ramshackle home and come live in the splendor of the Kuno Mansion!" Happosai was bouncing up and down with glee, a bag of stolen underwear over his shoulder. "What a haul. What a haul!" Then, once everyone saw everyone else, everything before this was just the calm before the storm. (Ryouga, Mousse, and Kuno all start arguing about beating the crap out of Ranma while he tries to calm things down) "I'm going to rip him to shreds, then you guys can have the rest," growled Ryouga. "Now just a second Ryo-" "I think not, peasant. I am the one who shall bring divine justice to the foul Saotome. "Kuno, shut up and let me-" "No way!" I'm the one who will give him the beating he deserves. Then Shampoo shall be mine!" "Why me?" he moaned as he ran over to the female battle in the room. He did not want to see the Tendo Dojo fall apart around him, which it was already starting to do. (Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi, and Akane are getting into a heated argument over Ranma) "Aiya! Ranma live with Violent girl too long. Time for him to move with Shampoo!" "Wha-?" "No way! If Ranchan goes to live with someone, it's gonna be me!" "Wait a min-" "Hahahaha! I, Kodachi the Black Rose, shall give my Ranma Darling an offer he can't refuse." "I never said-" "No one asked any of you," yelled Akane. "Besides, theres no way Ranma would live with any of you!" (Happousai bounds over to Ranma, holding a bucket of cold water) "Ranma, my boy! Give an old man a good welcoming." Happousai splashes Ranma and attempts to grab his (the now her) chest, which promptly fails as Ranma sends him to the far reaches of the moon. No one paid any attention to Ranma, so of course they didn't care how Ranma felt. No one cared that his aura was brightening. No one cared that his aura was turning a dark red. And especially no one cared that he was starting to smile, a mad glint in his eye. Authors notes: Done with chapter 1. It didn't quite turn out the way that I wanted it to, but I think it turned out ok. I'm hoping chapter two will come out quicker than this one, since I had writers block. Questions? Comments? 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